riluu:

Me: I got the thing you asked for, and nobody saw me come or go

Quest Giver: why are you covered in blood

Me: …

Me: nobody still alive saw me come or go

leedlethebeedle:

cassandrexx:

nexya:

do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague

Excuse you, person who has probably almost all her teeth and has showered within the last six months and not even a single pockmark in her face at all, medieval men would have sung an ode to your face.

reblog if the only time you’d end up cuddling with another person is in the pit where they throw all the people who died of the plague 

(via leedlethebeedle)