i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
I blame the assassin’s creed franchise for my unrealistic expectations of men.

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I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
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